Thursday, January 1, 2009

Things I did while on a blogging break

Watched "Polar Express" with my kids 14 times.

Ate my weight in Reese's peanut butter cups.


Caught up on some Tivo watching. (Chuck and Dexter are 2 truly fabulous shows)

Quit writing for Scrivel.com. (I am spread too thin as it is...and by thin, I don't mean my gut)

Wrote some kick-ass reviews on Review-Spew.com. (Is it possible to have blog envy of another one of my own blogs?)

Didn't read many blogs---although I started picking things back up and found an interesting bit on Nun Porn. (Sick freak would be an understatement to describe TNO)

Contemplated the purpose of arm-pit hair.


Played Guitar Hero "World Tour" until my eyeballs hurt, and carpal tunnel set in.

Wondered why I even play fantasy football as I never....EVER win.

Prepared myself mentally in case my Utes get blown out by Alabama.

Caught up on 25% of my work. (I could have all the time in the world, and never catch up.)

Came to the realization that I will never be rich working as an engineer, and that I was 5 years too late for stock options to ever make a difference.

Wondered how those that are irresponsible with saving money, careless with finances, and foolish when buying a home, should benefit while I continue to make every payment in my life on-time still work till May to pay Uncle Sam.

Drank my weight in Coca Cola.

Wrote down about 20 humorous blog ideas. Then I returned to my notes, only to find that I don't even have a clue what half of them mean. You'd think that I'd put some other notes with the topic in case my memory failed me. But no...I just have a single line with "Flatulence cameras." I may be schizo.

Stop by often as I'm back on a regular posting schedule.

6 comments:

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

Welcome back. I look forward to your postings, but please, no more pics of armpit hair.

unfinishedrambler said...

The Wife had the same reaction to the armpit hair: EWWWWW! Which to me is the sign of a kickass post. Yeah!

Oh, yeah, welcome back. You've been missed by your minions. ;) I think I have the same number.

Da Old Man said...

Welcome back. Armpit hair is a carryover from many years ago, when Neanderthal Man used his underarms to "cook" his food. The hair served as a temperature regulatory device.

Alex L said...

Good to have you back. I took a short break myself... might have to do it more often.

Sue said...

Glad you're back!!
And ewwwww.

The Nemesing One said...

What kind of sick freak would even put the word "Nun" and "Porn" into the same sentence? That's just wrong; horribly, horribly wrong.

I for one am very glad you're back, but I disagree with your other commenters. We need to see more of your body hair.

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