This may the best or worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
The Wake'n bacon is brought to you by Matty Sallin, and may be the next generation in our morning wake-up ritual. (methinks he should spend a little more time on his web-site rather than converting easy-bake ovens into pork-warmers)
You can read the details on his site, but the gist, is that you are greeted bright and early by the smell of cooking bacon. Screw that first cup of Sanka...you got pork on the menu.
It's been well documented that all men love bacon. Now, waking up has never been so exciting.
Don't be disturbed the "nuclear-bomb" clock on the front of the clock, nor the fact that the clock looks like something you created in 7th grade wood shop. All that matters is that you have fresh bacon every morning---but wait---don't you have to lay a piece of raw bacon in the clock every night? Suddenly this clock turned into a trichinosis factory.
Is this thing roach-proof? Is anything roach proof? I love the smell of roasted pork and roach in the morning. I believe roaches are lower in fat.
This could open up an entire new group of bedroom cooking accessories.
I'm hoping to see the "iron waffle maker" sometime in the near future.
I hear that hair dryer popcorn maker will be the next big thing.
And last but not least, is the shower crab steamer.
Hey Matty...those ideas are on the house. Although this post my qualify as "prior art."
Oh, gotta go...I'm warming some pizza in my alarm clock. Now if I just figure out how to fix it so it doesn't blink 12:00 all the time.