Monday, July 7, 2008

Twig and berries

Just a quick note---My 3 year old son thinks his ding-a-ling is a toy. For some reason, he's always fiddling with he needs to pee or something.
I often inquire of him why he does it as it reminds me of my brother playing soccer when he was younger---stand around holding your junk while you watch others playing the game. He is still mocked to this day.
The other day, I asked if he needed to go pee....he said "no." I asked why he was grabbing his "privates"---he said--"It's fun."
At least he doesn't lie about it---unlike millions of other men I know.

My wife asked him the same thing the other day...and he said "I'm just honkin em."

And no...I'm not posting a picture of him on here. He's too cute and a picture of him in the bath doesn't need to circulate some kiddie porn site.


I saw more twigs and berries here.


The Nemesing One said...

When he was 4, my youngest son would grab onto his until he started screaming. When asked what the problem was he said, "This hurts when I pull on it like this". We would ask, "Why don't you stop?" His reply, "I like it." Like father like son.

The Offended Blogger said...

That was a dirty trick! I almost clicked to see more twigs and berries but I know what is on the other side of that link.

A bunch of dicks like you.

Mwaahahaha. :p

I mean, xoxoxo of course.

Jonny's Mommy said...

Oh boy. Not looking forward to when this happens!

Anonymous said...

can't wait for this in 3 years! funny stuff.

MissMP said...

My 4 year old son was very intrigued with his "ding-a-ling" for a while. I figured it was normal for him to be curious until there was an incident where he almost seriously injured himself. Then I had to explain that he was only supposed to use it for potty time. (at least that's all for a long while)

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