Monday, July 7, 2008

Twig and berries

Just a quick note---My 3 year old son thinks his ding-a-ling is a toy. For some reason, he's always fiddling with it...like he needs to pee or something.
I often inquire of him why he does it as it reminds me of my brother playing soccer when he was younger---stand around holding your junk while you watch others playing the game. He is still mocked to this day.
The other day, I asked if he needed to go pee....he said "no." I asked why he was grabbing his "privates"---he said--"It's fun."
At least he doesn't lie about it---unlike millions of other men I know.

My wife asked him the same thing the other day...and he said "I'm just honkin em."

And no...I'm not posting a picture of him on here. He's too cute and a picture of him in the bath doesn't need to circulate some kiddie porn site.

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I saw more twigs and berries here.

5 comments:

The Nemesing One said...

When he was 4, my youngest son would grab onto his until he started screaming. When asked what the problem was he said, "This hurts when I pull on it like this". We would ask, "Why don't you stop?" His reply, "I like it." Like father like son.

The Offended Blogger said...

That was a dirty trick! I almost clicked to see more twigs and berries but I know what is on the other side of that link.

A bunch of dicks like you.

Mwaahahaha. :p

I mean, xoxoxo of course.

Jonny's Mommy said...

Oh boy. Not looking forward to when this happens!

muskrat said...

can't wait for this in 3 years! funny stuff.

MissMP said...

My 4 year old son was very intrigued with his "ding-a-ling" for a while. I figured it was normal for him to be curious until there was an incident where he almost seriously injured himself. Then I had to explain that he was only supposed to use it for potty time. (at least that's all for a long while)

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