Oh...and if gas were 5.00 a gallon, this fill-up would have cost me $144.41.
If gas were $1.19 a gallon (Price I paid in Houston Texas in 1995), this fill-up would have cost me 34.37.
If my car ran on Schlitz Malt liquor, this fill-up would have cost me $191.48. So it could be worse.
The signs of aging are prevalent in my life: I consistently use a water-pick at night. I enjoy AM talk radio 5 times more than FM radio. 175 seconds in the sun will cause a burn. There are too many grey hairs to "pluck out." I am winded after playing soccer with my kids for 3 minutes. My "fat jeans" are now my favorite jeans. I had to pluck an ear hair that was strangely long.
But I still hang onto some semblance of my youth: The new Foo Fighters album is unbelievable. I flipped somebody off just last week. I still have all my hair. The AM radio I listen to is Sports...not Rush Limbaugh. I ride a dirt bike. I can still do the "roger rabbit." (perhaps this should be in the other category)
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What kind of Suburban do you have? The girl's version? Mine holds 42 gallons and just cost me $172 to fill up.
2000. Half-ton. 30-33 gallon tank.
What's your MPG? 15 normally here.
Do you have the 3/4 ton? I would think so as the driver's seat may be bigger...if ya catch my drift.
hey hypocritical,
"i still have all my hair"
(sigh)
rock on,
aitch
This is a fun blog. I likey.
Well, hopefully we will never have to begin fueling our vehicles with Schlitz...
I'm not sure whether I'd rather drink gasoline or Schlitz either....
I have a photo just like that, except I was filling up my boat. I just don't look anymore, it doesn't matter what it costs I am going boating no matter what the cost.
You actually flipped someone off? That is like so 80's.
It's a 1/2 ton, you're a vagina. Lisa, are you asking me if I flipped someone off? Hell ya, most liberating thing I've done since pour hot wax on my nipples.
Lisa, a little clarification. I was calling the HypOne a Vagina because I think he's got one. He asked what size suburban I had, and pointed out that I might need the larger reenforced drivers seat (because I'm so huge)so I answered his question and called him that. I would never insult someone named Lisa. It's 1 of the 2 most sexiest names in the world. The other being Wendy. Oh ya, I'm a big time Purple Rain fan!
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